How to: Install MemCached on CentOS / Redhat using yum

Installing memcached on a server for use with W3Total cache can seem daunting if you haven’t done it before.  Once you’ve done it enough to work out a method and know the speed bumps you can come across,  you can



Use this command to determine the CentOS/RedHat version. You need this to know if you are working with version 4 5 or 6.

cat /etc/redhat-release

Use this command to determine if the OS is 64bit or 32bit (look for x64. If it is not there, 99% of the time you’re on 32 bit.)

uname -a

Retrieve the IUS Community repository installation files to allow an easy install of the memcache module from the IUS repo.

Browse the repo at to make certain you have the right files for your server:

This example is for 64 bit Red Hat Enterprise Linux (RHEL) 5 and is current as of 2014-03-04:

cd /usr/src/
mkdir ius
cd ius

This example is for 32 bit Red Hat Enterprise Linux (RHEL) 5 and is current as of 2014-03-04:

cd /usr/src/
mkdir ius
cd ius

This example is for 64 bit Red Hat Enterprise Linux (RHEL) 6 and is current as of 2014-03-04:

cd /usr/src/
mkdir ius
cd ius

This example is for 32 bit Red Hat Enterprise Linux (RHEL) 6 and is current as of 2014-03-04:

cd /usr/src/
mkdir ius
cd ius

Install both of these files:

Perform the install:

yum -y install memcached
service memcached start
chkconfig memcached on
pecl install memcache

Note: If you get a “Can’t compile c code” error, try making your tmp folder executible before running the pecl command:

mount -o,remount,rw,exec /var/tmp

Make sure you remount the tmp directory securely with noexec when you are done:

mount -o,remount,rw,noexec /var/tmp


Make sure this line has correctly been added to the php.ini file for your site:


Sometimes the php.ini file has been overridden for a specific directory. Look for that if phpinfo() tells you memcache is not active.  This picture shows a site with the default php.ini overridden by a local copy. It required the extension line to be manually added to the overriding ini file.

phpinfo() output

How to: Refresh your WordPress page unless a comment is being typed

A customer wanted a piece of code that allowed a page to be refreshed once the client has remained on the page after a certain amount of time. They’d used a refresh command previously, but the problem was that this interrupted anyone who was in the middle of typing a comment.

This is my solution to refresh the page every 5 minutes:

<script language="JavaScript">
    var sURL = unescape(window.location.pathname);
    var intValue = 0;
    function doLoad()
        intValue=setTimeout( "refresh()", 300*1000 );

    function refresh()
        window.location.href = sURL;

    function noRefresh(e)
        switch (e.keyCode) {
            case 40:
            case 39:
            case 38:
            case 37:
            case 34:
            case 33:


    if ($.browser.mozilla) {
    } else {

    <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="300">

Fixing mysqldump: Got error: 1016: Can’t open file & mysqldump: Got error: 23

When doing exports of large databases using mysqldump, it is common to get errors that are along the lines of:

mysqldump: Got error: 1016: Can’t open file: ‘./databasename/tablename.frm’ (errno: 24) when using LOCK TABLES

or maybe

mysqldump: Got error: 23: Out of resources when opening file ‘./databasename/tablename.MYD’ (Errcode: 24) when using LOCK TABLES

Both come from the same cause and don’t worry – your database is not currupt..

The first action that mysqldump takes is to lock all of the tables so that the database cannot go out of sync from the beginning to the end of the export.  Of course, that means that your users can’t make changes while  doing the dump. And that’s just one more reason you need to be careful using mysqldump.

The solution to this problem is simple add –skip-lock-tables to your command line.

At that point the tables won’t be locked, and the export will run much faster. There is a slight downside in that people can use the table as it is being exported and you could potentially get an update written as you are exporting that table. But it is unlikely that you’ll hit any real world problems when doing this, especially with things like blog exports.

Notty Notty! re:”All my Server CPU is used by root@notty!! Have I been hacked?”

First – Breathe.  “notty” stands for “no teletypewriter”. Programs that connect to the server but don’t want the output displayed any where use a “No TTY” connection. So if you see “ssh: *@notty” on a task list somewhere, it just means there’s an ssh login on your server does not have a visual interface assigned to it.

This can appear during many different relatively common server activities. So it is not the tag of some hacker as you might have feared. One of the most common examples is the use of the scp command. scp remotely copies files from one computer to another. When it connects to the remote computer, it isn’t displaying that communication to a screen, so the connection is a notty connection.

Below is a partial screen scrape of a “top -c” command when scp is running:

32706 root      15   0 14284 7116 2336 S 68.1  0.3   6:15.37 sshd: root@notty
32709 root      18   0  6788 1468 1124 R  4.0  0.1   0:20.84 scp -r -f /home2

As you can see the cpu usage was pretty high and that’s what gets people worried. They are probably looking at “top” see how much longer it will take to finish copying files. Then they see that scp is taking up nothing while a task named “notty” is taking up huge amounts of CPU and they think someone is being “naughty”.  Now you know what is really happening.

So relax! It’s all good.

How to Add a TXT record to your 1and1 domain & How to use external DNS for a 1and1 hosted site.

Unfortunately there are lots of registrars that don’t allow you full access to your DNS settings. is one of these. If you host your site with and you want to add a TXT record to your domain for verification purposes or to set a SPF record whatever, you simply can’t do it… unless…

If you have access to another DNS server that allows you to edit your DNS zone and add TXT records, you can set your 1and1 domain to use that DNS server.  However, THEN you must edit the DNS zone on that server and have all of the A records point back to the IP address for you 1and1 account.

Here are the steps:

  1. Ping your site and write down the IP address
  2. Go to the 1and1 admin domain listing
  3. Select the row for your domain (should be the only one checked) and the click DNS->Edit DNS.
  4. Select My DNS Servers
  5. Enter the URLS for your other DNS server (Something like and
  6. Close and save and allow a few hours for this to update before testing it.
  7. In the mean time, go to your other DNS server and setup a new DNS zone for your domain.  It needs to have at LEAST an a record pointing to the IP address you wrote down for step one. You probably also want setup a cname for your www subdomain.  You also can setup your TXT record.
  8. After hitting save wait for a few hours and you should be done.


If you are a visual learner, here is a screen cast.

Generating random names in MySQL

I’ve improved my earlier random string generation procedures to better suit my needs. So I created a Random Name Generator for MySQL.

I’ve created two new procedures. They pick from the 100 most popular first names (well actually the 50 most popular male and 50 most popular female first names for the US) and the 100 most popular surnames (for the US).

Using these two procedures generate_fname() and generate_lname() you can create realistic random names and email addresses for your tests.

You can download the SQL here.

How do I create a random string in MySQL?

There are lots of quick and dirty ways to create a random strings in mysql.
If you want letters and numbers, just do this:

md5( RAND( 4 ) ) ,
FLOOR ( 7 + ( RAND( ) * 14 ) ) ,
FLOOR( 3 + ( RAND () * 4 ) ) ) ) AS fname

However this method will allow you to create the a random string with a specifc set of characters. For example you can specify that you want only alpha characters and no numbers. Or you could generate hexadecimal numbers by specifying just that character set:

DROP function if exists generate_word;
CREATE FUNCTION generate_word (counter smallint) RETURNS varchar(255)
DECLARE result CHAR(255) ;
DECLARE oldword CHAR(255) ;
DECLARE newchar CHAR(1) ;
set result = “”;
set result = CONCAT(ELT(FLOOR(1 + (RAND() * (50-1))), ‘a’,’b’,’c’,’d’,’e’,’f’,’g’,’h’,’i’,’j’,’k’,’l’,’m’,’n’,’o’,’p’,’q’,’r’,’s’,’t’,’u’,’v’,’w’,’x’,’y’, ‘z’,
‘A’,’B’,’C’,’D’,’E’,’F’,’G’,’H’,’I’,’J’,’K’,’L’,’M ‘,’N’,’O’,’P’,’Q’,’R’,’S’,’T’,’U’,’V’,’W’,’X’,’Y’, ‘Z’ ),
set counter = counter – 1;
until counter = 0
end repeat;
RETURN result;

select generate_word(FLOOR( 3 + ( RAND( ) * 14 ) )),generate_word(FLOOR( 3 + ( RAND( ) * 14 ) )),generate_word(FLOOR( 3 + ( RAND( ) * 14 ) )),generate_word(FLOOR( 3 + ( RAND( ) * 14 ) )),generate_word(FLOOR( 3 + ( RAND( ) * 14 ) ));

Hope that helps someone

How do you delete all tables in a database in MySQL?

Sometimes you just have to start over.  I had a database that had a bunch of tables in it, almost 9000. The problem was that I didn’t know if they were the right tables.  I had a mysqldump files that did have the right tables, but I didn’t want any extras around. So I wanted to start over with the fresh import.  In MySQL you would normally just do a drop database x; create database x; and you are done.  However, I didn’t have a user with the rights to create a database.

With a small database you can do a command line like

SELECT group_concat(table_name order by table_name desc separator ‘ ‘) FROM INFORMATION_SCHEMA.TABLES WHERE table_schema = ‘DATABASENAME’ ;

and then type drop table  and paste in the resulting table list.  This does not work with anything more than a dozen or so tables. This question gets to be very tricky when you are dealing with a LARGE database.

I found an article from back in 2006 that had a rather unique idea and I’ve expanded it to be faster and to work better with extremely large database.  You will still have to wait a bit for completion, but when you need to remove a large number of tables  from a database, try this command line:

mysqldump -u[USERNAME] -p[PASSWORD] [DATABASE]–add-drop-table –no-data –skip-lock-tables | grep ^DROP | mysql -A -u[USERNAME] -p[PASSWORD] [DATABASE]

MySQL dump will create a list of drop commands for every table in the database, the grep will isolate those and feed them back into mysql for execution.  It’s a rather slick solution and while you may still have to wait for 5 minutes (or even much more) as all the tables are listed and dropped, it will get the job done.


Find what week of the month a date is in PHP


The need for this routine comes up every now and then and it confuses people because they thing date(“W”) will do the trick.

Once they realize that’s the week of the year, they start to get all elaborate in finding ways to get which week in the month it is.

Applying a little logic, you can come up with the simple solution of subtracting away all of the weeks before the start of the month an the remainder is your answer


Like so:

$weekNum = date(“W”) – date(“W”, strtotime(date(“Y-m-01″, now()))) + 1;

(Drop the + 1 if you want it to be zero based.

Simple $wpdb error handling

For my own copy and paste pleasures, here are some wpdb error handling examples. It will grow over time:

A very simple non-failing method for in a function:

if ($wpdb->query($query) === FALSE) {
	return FALSE;
} else {
	return $wpdb->get_results($query);

A more complex method for in a function. It uses WordPress’s built in WP_Error class:

if ( false === $wpdb->query($sql)) {
	if ( $wp_error ) {
		return new WP_Error( 'db_query_error', 
			__( 'Could not execute query' ), $wpdb->last_error );
	} else {
		return 0;

A very simple flow breaking method, in-line procedural:

if ($wpdb->query($query) === FALSE) {
	wp_die( __('Crap! well that’s screwed up: ' . $wpdb->last_error) ); 

Cold storage before my best ideas melt away…