A man walks into…

A man walks into a pub with a newt on his shoulder.  He says to the barman. “Give me a pint of bitter and a whiskey for Tiny here.”  The barman asks “Why do you call him Tiny?”.   Without pause the man replies “Well, because he’s my newt of course!”

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