HomeBrian LaymanThings that catch my eyeMy Kind of JokeA man walks into… A man walks into… By Brian February 27, 2006 My Kind of Joke 0 Comments A man walks into a pub with a newt on his shoulder. He says to the barman. “Give me a pint of bitter and a whiskey for Tiny here.” The barman asks “Why do you call him Tiny?”. Without pause the man replies “Well, because he’s my newt of course!” Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related Posts It’s that crazy guy: Spock! On a much lighter note… If only the courts hadn’t elected George W. Bush… About Author Capt. Queeg Add a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment:*Name:* Email Address:* Website: Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.